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The last 20% still needs a human.

AI made it easy to build products. It did not make it easy to be heard, trusted, or remembered. We close that gap. We build the distribution infrastructure that actually reflects your taste and judgment. The right podcast guests. The right tone of voice. The right signals at the right time. All of it compounds while you focus on the product. A million products are about to launch. Most will be invisible. Yours doesn’t have to be.

Built by operators from
JP Morgan Ontario Government IBM

Your CRM records contacts.
It doesn't protect relationships.

Every relationship-dependent business has the same problem: hundreds of client relationships, no system for knowing which ones need attention right now. Signals get missed. Revenue walks out the door.

32%
annual client churn at small service businesses
20x
more expensive to acquire a new client than to keep one
10-15%
of client relationships are at elevated risk at any given time

Choose where you need intelligence.

Whether you're a founder building pipeline or a business protecting existing relationships, the core is the same: know who to talk to, when, and why.

For Founders

The Table

$3,300/month · 90-day engagement

Founder-led GTM that runs while you build. We keep your voice in market, build your podcast strategy, and deliver 12 qualified conversations in 90 days. You spend 1 hour a week. We handle the rest.

  • 2 LinkedIn posts per week in your voice
  • Podcast-powered GTM: guest strategy, booking, and every episode repurposed into 8-10 content pieces
  • Weekly market intelligence brief
  • Weekly competitor notes + trend signals
  • 1-hour strategy call every week
  • All deliverables are reviewed by a human

We cold-emailed a billionaire investor in 2009. 17 years later, he was our first podcast guest. That's what relationship-driven GTM looks like when you play the long game.

For Founders Who Want Aligned Incentives

The Table: Partnership

$1,800/month + 12.5% of pipeline revenue · Ongoing engagement

Everything in The Table, plus aligned incentives. We earn when you earn. Revenue share applies only to deals sourced from our pipeline. No 90-day end date, this runs as long as we are both winning.

  • Everything in The Table
  • Same deliverables and same human review
  • Same 1 hour a week from you
  • Revenue share applies only to pipeline we source
  • Ongoing engagement instead of a fixed 90-day end date
  • Built for founders who want a growth partner, not a service provider

Best fit for founders closing 25%+ of qualified opportunities who want us thinking like partners, not vendors.

For Founders Building Through Podcasting

Podcast Infrastructure

$1,000/month · 6-month commitment

You show up and talk. We do the rest. We shape the show vision, build the brand, handle production, book the guests, and turn every recording into content that keeps working after the conversation ends.

  • Show vision, positioning, description, and distribution strategy
  • High-quality, tasteful branding with cover art and visual identity
  • Audio and video intro and outro production
  • Full podcast launch and platform setup
  • 2-4 produced episodes per month
  • 4 qualified guest bookings per month
  • Pre-interview research brief for every confirmed guest
  • 20+ content pieces per episode
  • Show notes and blog post per episode
  • Publishing to all major platforms within 48-72 hours
  • Monthly performance report

We guarantee at least 2 produced episodes and 4 qualified guest bookings every month. Miss either, your next month is free.

For Founders Building Through Video

Showreel

$399/month

You show up for one directed recording session. Yohann leads the conversation using questions and prompts we research and develop for your market, your story, and your positioning. We produce the clips. You handle the posting.

  • Pre-session research and strategic question development
  • One 45-minute directed recording session led by Yohann
  • 8 to 10 produced short-form videos every month
  • Thought leadership clips, explainers, market commentary, and client-facing takes
  • Editing, captions, thumbnails, and platform formatting
  • You post on your own channels, on your own schedule

8 publish-ready videos every month from one 45-minute session. If we miss the deliverable, we fix it.

For Founders Who Need Operations Clarity

AI Audit

$2,500 one-time

A 60-minute process mapping call where Yohann walks through your daily operations and identifies the 3-5 workflows burning the most time. Then a written report within 5 business days: what to automate, what model routing to use, what it will cost to run monthly, and what order to build it in. Not generic recommendations, specific to your stack, your team size, your budget.

  • 60-minute process mapping call with Yohann
  • Identify the 3-5 workflows burning the most time
  • Written automation report delivered in 5 business days
  • Recommended model routing by workflow
  • Monthly run-cost estimate before you build
  • Clear build order based on ROI and complexity

A one-time AI Audit for founders who need clarity before they commit to a bigger build.

For Businesses With More Than 100 Accounts

Relationship Intelligence

$2,000-8,000/month · Based on CRM contact size

We monitor the relationships that drive your revenue and tell your team exactly who needs attention, when, and why. Works on top of your existing CRM.

  • Weekly Relationship Health Brief
  • Reconnection prompts: who to call and what to say
  • Relationship signals your team doesn't have time to catch
  • Monthly relationship report. Top issues flagged red, amber, green. Dashboard or inbox, your call.
  • Proactively drafted client communications
  • Always-on relationship hygiene: your network stays current so your outreach lands with the right person
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Podcast + Video Production

Pale Blue Nexus is the proof. Studio is how you get there.

Production, branding, guest strategy, and content systems for founders who want a show that builds pipeline. See what we built for ourselves first.

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AI scans. Humans judge. You act.

01

Right place, right time, right relationship

Your CRM, your socials (LinkedIn/X), your future clients & partners. We connect to the signals that matter, not just what's in your database, but what's happening around your relationships in real time.

02

AI detects what humans miss

Our agents monitor hundreds of touchpoints simultaneously: client activity, competitor moves, life events, job changes, market shifts, engagement signals.

03

Humans add the last 20%

AI gets you 80% of the way there. The last 20%, tone, timing, judgment, the sense that something is off or an opportunity is opening, that's where our team steps in.

04

You get a clear action list

Call this person. For this reason. Say this. Send this message. Show up to this event.

Real Story

17 years from 5 emails.

Jim Rogers wasn't a lead. He was a name in a CRM that hadn't been touched in months. Our system flagged a signal, drafted the outreach, and our team refined the timing. Five emails later, he became a 17-year client relationship.

That's what relationship intelligence looks like.

What we are not.

Not a traditional agency

We don't spend three months onboarding. We don't send reports full of impressions. We track pipeline, relationships, and conversations that matter.

Not an AI tool you manage

We don't hand you a login and wish you luck. Most AI tools get abandoned in 60 days. We handle the review, the tone, the decisions.

Not a CRM

We work with your existing CRM, Salesforce, HubSpot, Wealthbox, Bullhorn, whatever you use. We add the intelligence layer they're missing.

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Built for businesses that run on relationships.

If your revenue depends on who you know and how well you know them, we can help.

B2B Tech & SaaS
Real Estate Brokerages
Consulting Firms
Customer Success Teams
Event & Conference Companies
AI-Native Startups
Contractors & Trades
Web3 & Blockchain

Operators, not consultants.

Yohann Calpu

Yohann Calpu

Co-Founder · Strategy & Judgment

Enterprise operator turned startup builder. JP Morgan, IBM, Ontario Government, then CryptoSlam, where he closed $2M in deals and helped raise a $9M seed round backed by Mark Cuban. He runs every strategy call. He reviews every deliverable.

Jenny Calpu

Jenny Calpu

Co-Founder · Creative Director

Jenny is the reason Aloomii's work feels like a person, not a platform. Started in personal banking, taught herself design, video editing, web development, and AI creative tools. She owns brand voice, visual identity, and the emotional intelligence that makes the work land.

The human layer is the product. AI scans signals and drafts insights. Our team reviews everything before it reaches yours. No generic output. No hallucinated data. No CRM pollution.

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